- What goes under grape jelly? Nothing, because I don’t eat grape jelly because grape-flavored things disgust me. Not wine or actual grapes, though. Those are fine. Well, depends on the wine.
- What goes under your car? The parking lot at my apartment.
- What gets under your skin? Lots of things, but lately, work.
- What’s the underlying cause of your latest figurative headache? The job hunt. I’ve only been on it for a little bit and I’ve only applied to a few jobs, but since I haven’t done this in about four years, I forgot what a pain in the ass it is.
- What do your underlings generally think of you? I don’t really have any! But I think people younger than me tend to like me.
As always, from Friday 5.