- What caused your most recent tummy ache? I haven’t had a real ache lately, but I’ve had some bloating. The exact cause is a mystery, but I probably ate too much shit.
- What caused your most recent heartache? I don’t know! I haven’t had one in a long time. Maybe the closest I’ve come has just been frustration over the messiness of the apartment and feeling like my fiancé isn’t pulling his weight.
- How did you deal with your most recent headache? I got a migraine at work a few weeks ago. I took some medicine, called off the next day, and pretty much slept that whole day.
- How do you deal with a sore throat? Tea and soup. If it’s really bad, gargle with saltwater.
- Where else do you ache? I’m prone to back pain.